Túl sok kávét iszol? – ebből a tesztből kiderül…

Test yourself if you have too much blood in your caffein system, too:)

You answer the door before people knock.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Instant coffee takes too long.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You don’t tan, you roast.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

to blink – pislogni

lunar eclipse – holdfogyatkozás

to knit – kötni

earthquake – földrengés

stain – folt

stirrers – kavaró

to get dizzy – szédülni

mortgage – jelzálog

tan – barnulni (napon)

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